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Urban Decay’s Marshmallow Lickable Body Powder! 

Urban Decay’s flavored sparkly powder was probably a nightmare camouflaged as a dream for strippers in the early-aughts. On one hand, it made their skin look like Edward Cullen busted sparkly nuts all over it. On the other hand, it was flavored, and the last thing they want is a reason for some creep to lick on them, unless it’s diarrhea SARS flavored. But for everybody else, it was a dream, because in the early-aughts, who didn’t want to look like a raver nymph in the daytime and also have access to a quick sweet snack right on their skin?

Urban Decay put out their line of Lickable Body Powder in the early-2000s, and it came in flavors like honey, cocoa, cake, and marshmallow. I was already out of high school when Urban Decay’s Lickable Body Powder made its debut, but I can only imagine how suburban high school home rooms may have been filled with girls looking like Tinkerbell sneezed on them as the air smelled like a bakery-themed strip club.

Urban Decay’s Marshmallow Lickable Body Powder could really say it made it in 2006 when Regina George dusted her beauty with it in Mean Girls:

Did the greatest thing Jessica Simpson has ever done, Jessica Simpson Desserts, ever make it into Mean Girls? I think not!

You’d think that would guarantee Marshmallow Lickable Body Powder a place in the Smithsonian as well as a guarantee that it would stay on shelves forever. But neither happened, and Urban Decay dimmed the sparkle and robbed nostrils of the scent of chemical sweetness in 2013 by discontinuing it.

Urban Decay’s Marshmallow Lickable Body Powder was gone before its time, and by that I mean it was gone before I got the idea to use some as flavored blow job and rim job dusting powder. Now if I want some sparkly marshmallow-flavored rim job dusting powder, I gotta make my own by blending up some freeze dried marshmallows with glitter. Wait, can you get a yeast infection of the b-hole if you sprinkle blended up freeze dried marshmallows on it? To WebMD, I go!

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