Fergie Officially Filed For Divorce From Josh Duhamel

Josh Duhamel, 46, is OFFICIALLY, OFFICIALLY free to pursue his quest for a young walking incubator to carry his overly entitled seed. TMZ reports that his wife Fergie pretended that their marriage was the National Anthem and killed it dead yesterday by filing for divorce.

Fergie Ferg, 44, filed in Pasadena. CA yesterday. None of this is surprising as the two of them have been amicably split up since September 2017. They share a 5-year-old son, Axl Jack, who is probably thankful that they only kept their marital dissolution holding pattern to two years as opposed to couples like Garner/Affleck and Pitt/Jolie who dragged it out and made it seem like forrrreevvvveerrr. There’s no word yet on the custody arrangement or the division of property. Josh better fight for the pants Fergie publicly pee-peed in because those must be a collector’s item by now.

The couple released a statement back then saying the plan was to keep the ending of their marriage of eight years classy and private until one of them pulled the trigger at the courthouse.

“With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year. To give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”

Since then, Josh (who was seen this week with an unidentified blonde woman at Nobu) has been publicly dating a string of nubile young women who apparently haven’t been into Josh banging a baby into them. He should really move down south. That area of the country seems to have baby-fever. Or at least the men in political office do. Once that jizz embeds in that egg in say, Alabama, you’re now a parent whether you want to be one or not. Josh could have had a factory full of state-controlled baby machines by now!

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