Night Crumbs

RIP iTunes: Apple has killed iTunes after 18 years, and will split up music, TV, and podcasts into different apps. My thoughts and prayers are for the growns who will get frantic calls from their old parents wondering where the Glenn Miller songs they downloaded and paid for are going to go now, dammit! – Just Jared

Zoe Kravitz hid her engagement ring behind a rhinestone-embedded goiter on her dress so photogs couldn’t get a pic of it – Lainey Gossip 

Go ahead and stick “Brexit” on the list of things Elton John hates under Madonna and contact lenses – Towleroad

That shady bitch Colonel Sanders probably started the rumor that the King of Kenny Rogers Roasters, Kenny Rogers himself, was about to make his way to Jesus – SOW

Okay, but tell me more about that cake – Drunken Stepfather

Vanessa Hudgens thinks she’s serving Brit Brit Toxic era, but she’s really serving off-brand strawberry Fruit Roll-Up – Popoholic

“Psst, fuck this hater over for us please” – donuts to tomatoes – Celebitchy

Cardi B used the cover of her single to show off the titty bowls and body that temporarily put her out of comission – The Blemish

Pic: Apple