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The terrifyingly hilarious George Best bronze statue!
That Sloth from Goonies trying to hold in a sneeze while on meth statue (read: the Cristiano Ronaldo statue) and the Jeff Sessions in Granny drag while high on meth statue (read: the Lucille Ball statue) has gotten some company in the Bronzed Beauty Hall of Fame. Northern Irish football legend George Best was “honored” with a statue that was shown off to the public at Windsor Park in Belfast on May 22, which would’ve been his 73rd birthday (he died in 2005). Officials say it was supposed to be a George Best statue, but it looks more like George Worst, his Death Eater older brother who just smelled a rank fart… while high on meth.
In case you don’t know what George Best looked like, here he is throwing some Hey Hey We’re The Monkees hotness at you.
? Sir Matt Busby: "All I used to say in my team talks was: 'Whenever possible, give the ball to George!' We had our problems with him, but I prefer to remember his genius."
Happy Birthday, George Best ? pic.twitter.com/3Sr2E5E9Ai
— Goal (@goal) May 22, 2019
The statue, which was done by Belfast artist Tony Currie, was unveiled for a crowd who politely clapped and probably didn’t make any sudden moves because they were afraid that bronzed beast would come to life and eat them alive before tearing through the town and eating any living thing in sight. That’s a reasonable fear.
Of course, since some people don’t know HIGH ART whem it horrifyingly punches them in the eyes, Tony Currie’s bronzed masterpiece has been dragged on Twitter. Well, if for some reason The George Best Estate wants changes, officials can rename that statue from The George Best Statue to The Possessed Zombie Michael Landon Wearing An Over-washed Bath Mat As A Wig… While High On Meth Statue.
Pic: BBC