Night Crumbs

Daddy Spears wants to extend Britney Spears’ conservatorship to three other states: Louisiana, Hawaii, and Florida, because she goes to those places often. Every time Daddy Spears makes moves to tighten the shackles on Britney, I ask myself, “Okay, but how is Daddy Spears’ reported ruptured colon doing?” Damn Daddy Spears for always making me think of his Velveeta-lined colon  – Pajiba

Omari Hardwick made it out of an attack from the Beyhive alive and gave his theory on why the Beyhive went after him – Lainey Gossip

Madonna slathered herself in “suburban mom listens to 80s rap once” drag for her video for Crave – Towleroad

Someone tell Kevin Hart to never hang out with Constance Wu – SOW

Adam Driver’s mane is delivering some “look like you just stepped out of a salon” beauty on the cover of Vanity Fair – Celebitchy

Katy Perry is really, really, really, really, really feeling her new wig – Hollywood Tuna

Charli XCX or an old picture of Lady Gaga? – Drunken Stepfather

Not pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio beaming at his 21-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone while thinking, “Damn, my broad is hot for being middle-aged!” – Popoholic

Hmm… Why do I have a feeling that Chris Hemsworth was seen running from the scene after pushing Daniel Craig Nomi Malone-style? – Just Jared

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