Open Post: Hosted By Halle Berry Eating Turkey Balls
And I don’t mean like some kind of deep-fried processed meat treat like when someone says chicken balls. Unless those chicken balls are made up of deep-fried ground chicken testicles–then it’s the same. I mean, turkey nuts! Halle Berry and Anjelica Huston were on The Late Late Show With James Corden and they both ate some gross stuff in order to get out of answering some secrets. Ready to watch Anjelica eat bull penis and Halle scarf down some turkey balls? Okay, dive in, bon appétit.
Halle and her John Wick 3: Parabellum co-star Anjelica, played Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts, which is James Corden‘s game where his guests either answer a question or eat something gross. This round included such delights as beetle nachos, cow tongue, turkey testicles, bird saliva, and a fish eye martini.
Anjelica opened the game and downed some bull’s penis in order to get out of answering a question about the naughtiest place she’d ever had sex with Jack Nicholson. I guess Anjelica didn’t want to catch a retroactive charge or piss off whoever’s bed it was? Then it was Halle’s turn.
Halle was asked to name the celebrity who she would never want to work with again. Halle was coy at first, saying there were two people who came to her mind and one was short (I know, she said short and I was like: Tom Cruise! But apparently they haven’t done a movie together). In order to avoid naming a name because one of the guys was “super-duper famous”–Halle girded herself and ate some turkey testicles.
I gotta say: I can’t stand this type of game. I don’t want to put my body through physical stress to avoid going through mental/emotional stress. What part of that is fun? What part of that is a “game”? If it could double as an information-extraction technique, it’s probably not a fun pass-time. Like, obviously James Corden was a Fear Factor fan in his youth. But one day things will go too far and James will pay the price. Don’t fly too close to the sun! Look what happened when Fear Factor made those people drink the donkey semen! That was the end of them! Don’t let some caramelized goat dick sautéed in horse urine topped with shaved, fried fish testicles put you out of a hosting gig, James.
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