Afternoon Crumbs

Keanu Reeves is a proud person of color, but isn’t a spokesperson for the Asian community in Hollywood. Of course Keanu isn’t the spokesperson for the Asian community in Hollywood. That job has always belonged to Margaret Cho, who is not only the spokesperson for the Asian community in Hollywood, but is the spokesperson for ALL Asians. Right, Tilda? – Celebitchy

Wait, so you’re telling me that I didn’t match with the real “Alexander Skarsgard” on Tinder and I got scammed when I sent him $2,000 for his ailing uncle? I refuse to believe! – Pajiba

Jhené Aiko and Big Sean are back together, maybe – Lainey Gossip

You can now add “pimping fancy ice cream” to the long list of things Rita Ora will do for a check – Drunken Stepfather

If Madonna keeps at it, she’ll release all the songs on her album before the album release date – Towleroad

Elle Fanning looks like the Princess of the Laura Ashley Bedspreads – Popoholic

Gus Kenworthy is serving beefy muscle bottom hotness – OMG Blog

I’ve never seen plushie porn, but I can say that Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber’s new video is the worst plushie porn ever – SOW

18 million memaws and pepaws watched The Big Bang Theory finale  last night – Just Jared

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