Night Crumbs
Kylie Jenner’s St. Ives rip-off scrub (the wet walnut turd seen above) hasn’t come out yet and people are already mad. What they should really be mad at is that someone who obviously doesn’t use skincare products (since she and her fellow koven sisters get their “skin” replaced with a sheet of wax every couple of weeks) is going to make even more millions of dollars from her skincare line – Pajiba
Forget the First Monday in May, because the real Met Gala “camp” night happened the Second Monday in May at the RuPaul’s Drag Race season 11 finale. Say what you will about Silky Ganache but she brought the messiness by copying Alaska Thunderfuck and looking like Tracy Turnblad after walking into a spider web at Liberace’s house – Lainey Gossip
Well, I guess this is one way for a raging homophobe to let everyone know that he wants to die – Towleroad
Someone named Elsie Hewitt has stolen your going-to-church look of white cowboy boots, white swim panties, elbow pasties, and a Playboy magazine hat – Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus got her selfie shot snatched away by an adorable pooch who ain’t even trying – Hollywood Tuna
Olivia Wilde is serving “blood clot going to a business meeting” glamour – Popoholic
Excuse me while I cancel my plans to charter a plane to fly over Frogwhore Cottage with a message that reads: FOR WHY DID YOU BREAK MY HEART, PRINCE HOT GINGE!?! – Celebitchy
Miranda Lambert is still married so adjust your “How long will Miranda Lambert’s latest marriage last?” bets accordingly – Just Jared
Vita Coco’s social media person got pissed, literally, when a Twitterer said that coconut water is trash. Why do I have a feeling that Bear Grylls is going tweet some hate at Vita Coco to get a free jar of piss? – The Blemish
Even shitty heart issues ain’t going to keep Mick Jagger from busting out “gotta pee gotta pee” moves on tour – SOW
Pic: KylieSkin