Norway’s Princess Martha Louise Is In Love With An American Shaman/”Spiritual Hacker”

It always astounds me that we live in a world where there are people who won’t date a guy who’s under 5’9″ but people who call themselves “spiritual hackers” can be out here dating actual Princesses. It’s being reported that Norway’s Princess Martha Louise has revealed to the world that she is in love. And the guy she’s in love with is just your standard shaman who can age in reverse. 

The Daily Mail says that 47-year-old Princess Martha Louise is in love, nearly three years after her divorce from her husband of 14 years Ari Behn was finalized. And it is something. Martha took to Instagram to let the world know about the new love of her life, a 44-year-old man named Durek Verrett who is an L.A.-based shaman and spiritual type.

 

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When you meet your twin flame, you know. I have been lucky enough to have met mine. @shamandurek has changed my life, like he does with so many. He has made me realize that unconditional love actually exists here on this planet. He embraces all of me without question or fear. He makes me laugh more than anyone, has the most profound wisdom to share and all the bits in between from the diversity of his being. I feel so happy and blessed that he is my boyfriend. Thank you my love, for including me so generously into your family. I love you from this eternity to the next. And to those of you who feel the need to criticize: Hold your horses. It is not up to you to choose for me or to judge me. I don’t choose my man to satisfy any of you or the norms or boxes you have chosen in your mind for me to be in. I don’t thrive there, nor do I exist in your illusion about me. I choose from love. And that’s it. Shaman Durek is merely a man I love spending my time with and who fulfills me. So thank you for respecting my actions and my choice of partner. All I know at this moment is that we love each other and I am super happy. Have a wonderful, loving Sunday and Mother’s Day(for the USA). ? @dhendersonphoto #love #unconditionallove #newlove #boyfriend #inlove

A post shared by Princess Märtha Louise (@princessmarthalouise) on May 12, 2019 at 12:52pm PDT

How romantic, she put #boyfriend. Wow. Cute.

Durek is a self-described “spiritual guide and gifted healer” and a “sixth generation Shaman.” This shaman also claims that he can “reduce ageing” by using his “power” to “access the atoms” which make up the human body. So… he can make people age backwards with his magic power to control atoms? He’s the Benjamin Buttons of X-Men! Also Durek claims he can put clients in a “trance” which releases “poisons” from the body, and he’s also the real life Ghost Whisperer and can connect people with dead loved ones “on the other side.”

More points on his spiritual resume: he’s friends with the inventor of yoga, Gwyneth Paltrow, whom he’s called his “soul sister” and done interviews for Goop–and he’s really close with her since he called her new husband, Brad Falchuk, his “spirit brother”. He’s so close, I’m sure there’s a jade egg up stuffed up his ass right now.

Princess Martha is a big spiritual person and has done spiritual stuff like a trip to India in the past. But listen to this, back in 2007, people called on her to renounce the royal title after she planned to open a school training people how to–wait for it–communicate with “the angelic realm.”

This sounds like a mess-in-the-making, but who knows? Maybe it’s me who’s the fool for making fun? You know? Maybe three years from now, Princess Martha will be three years younger and then who will be laughing? But Princess Martha also better be careful, now that Durek is getting mainstream it’s only a matter of time before Kris Jenner komes kalling for her piece of that backward-aging pie.

Pic: Instagram