The talking dog from an anti-good shit PSA from 2007!
I started numbing my frazzled nerves and worn out brain with Mother Nature’s greatest medicine before 2007, but if I hadn’t and saw this hilarious PSA, I’m not sure if it would’ve pushed me toward smoking heaven’s herb or going all Reefer Madness and banning it from my being forever. Smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate that your dog is talking to you might be a selling point to some, but smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate a judgmental talking dog is definitely not a selling point. My dog judges me enough with his eyes, I don’t need him judging me with human words too.
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Michelle Williams is reportedly single after her marriage to Phil Elverum ate shit after less than a year. Well, the good news for Michelle is that when she wins a billion awards for playing Gwen Verdon in the theatrical ass gay dream that is Fosse/Verdon, she doesn’t have to worry about remembering to thank her husband – Just Jared
Anna Camp and Skylar Astin’s marriage has also eaten shit after two years. You’d think that if their relationship could survive the Pitch Perfect sequels, it could survive ANYTHING – Popsugar
The dude who is jumping through that playground net thing is obviously doing an interpretive piece about The Hammaconda trying to get through any vagina – Pajiba
Thanks to those glasses, Anne Hathaway is serving deranged business woman bee – Popoholic
While many of us cried tears of boredom over Madonna’s new song with Maluma, he cried tears of happiness when he first heard it on the radio – Towleroad
The real and raw truth is that only Diane Keaton and ravers from the 90s can get away with that overpriced JNCO shit – Celebitchy
Oh look, this Sommer Ray person is wearing the exact outfit you’re planning to wear to Easter Sunday mass – Drunken Stepfather
Paula Deen took a culinary risk and did something new and inventive to improve an old American classic. Just kidding! She added butter to some shit. This time it was a burger. Paula named it a Butter Burger and some chefs are calling it…….upsetting.
It sounds like Kate Beckinsale is learning the hard way what it’s like having to deal with a barely post-adolescent man-child, and is probably thanking her lucky stars she had a girl instead of a boy. And Pete Davidson’s mom is probably wishing the same thing right about now. Pete appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and revealed that he’s currently living in his mom’s basement, playing arcade games, and popping boners for animated video game chicks.
The Daily Mail is reporting that Charlize Theron is gunning for Celebrity Mother Of The Year Award and she’s starting her bid early. In a move which is going to make religious fundamentalists explode in rage and tweet at her about the “truth” of gender and birth, Charlize let it be known that she is raising her first child, 7-year-old Jackson–who was introduced to the world as a boy–as a girl.