Archives: April 2019

Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 20, 2019 / Posted by:

The talking dog from an anti-good shit PSA from 2007!

I started numbing my frazzled nerves and worn out brain with Mother Nature’s greatest medicine before 2007, but if I hadn’t and saw this hilarious PSA, I’m not sure if it would’ve pushed me toward smoking heaven’s herb or going all Reefer Madness and banning it from my being forever. Smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate that your dog is talking to you might be a selling point to some, but smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate a judgmental talking dog is definitely not a selling point. My dog judges me enough with his eyes, I don’t need him judging me with human words too.

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Birthday Sluts

April 20, 2019 / Posted by:
Jessica Lange (70)
Carly Rose Sonenclar (20)
Gigi Gorgeous (27)
Billy Magnussen (34)
Miranda Kerr (36)
Joey Lawrence (43)
Killer Mike (44)
Carmen Electra (47)
Stephen Marley (47)
Tina Cousins (48)
Shemar Moore (49)

Pic: Reddit

J. D. Roth (51)
Karlie Redd (53)
Crispin Glover (55)
Andy Serkis (55)
Clint Howard (60)
Veronica Cartwright (70)
Grace Coddington (78)
Ryan O’Neal (78)
George Takei (82)
Luther Vandross (1951-2005)
Edie Sedgwick (1943-1971)

Afternoon Crumbs

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Michelle Williams is reportedly single after her marriage to Phil Elverum ate shit after less than a year. Well, the good news for Michelle is that when she wins a billion awards for playing Gwen Verdon in the theatrical ass gay dream that is Fosse/Verdon, she doesn’t have to worry about remembering to thank her husband – Just Jared

Anna Camp and Skylar Astin’s marriage has also eaten shit after two years. You’d think that if their relationship could survive the Pitch Perfect sequels, it could survive ANYTHING – Popsugar

The dude who is jumping through that playground net thing is obviously doing an interpretive piece about The Hammaconda trying to get through any vagina – Pajiba

Thanks to those glasses, Anne Hathaway is serving deranged business woman bee – Popoholic

While many of us cried tears of boredom over Madonna’s new song with Maluma, he cried tears of happiness when he first heard it on the radio – Towleroad

The real and raw truth is that only Diane Keaton and ravers from the 90s can get away with that overpriced JNCO shit – Celebitchy

Oh look, this Sommer Ray person is wearing the exact outfit you’re planning to wear to Easter Sunday mass – Drunken Stepfather



Pete Davidson Says He’s Living With His Mom

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

It sounds like Kate Beckinsale is learning the hard way what it’s like having to deal with a barely post-adolescent man-child, and is probably thanking her lucky stars she had a girl instead of a boy. And Pete Davidson’s mom is probably wishing the same thing right about now. Pete appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and revealed that he’s currently living in his mom’s basement, playing arcade games, and popping boners for animated video game chicks.

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Charlize Theron Reveals She’s Raising Her First Child, Jackson, As A Girl

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail is reporting that Charlize Theron is gunning for Celebrity Mother Of The Year Award and she’s starting her bid early. In a move which is going to make religious fundamentalists explode in rage and tweet at her about the “truth” of gender and birth, Charlize let it be known that she is raising her first child, 7-year-old Jackson–who was introduced to the world as a boy–as a girl.

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