Night Crumbs
A scam artist, I mean doctor, in Kuwait claims that us gays have sperm-eating worms living in our buttholes and she’s made a suppository that will kill those sperm-eating worms, thus “curing” our gayness. Will that suppository also kill the worms that are eating her brain? If so, she should definitely stick one in her ear. And can someone yodel into my b-hole and tell my sperm-eating worms to also eat the pizza and spaghetti I have for dinner every night so that I can be bikini body ready by June! – Towleroad
Taylor Swift went to the TIME 100 gala last night in some discount Princess Lovely Locks cosplay – Lainey Gossip
This is why Steven Spielberg cries today: Netflix movies are still eligible for Oscars – Pajiba
Who knew that there was a Wizard of Oz porn parody starring Miley Cyrus as the Cowardly Lion? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry went down to Sally’s Beauty and got herself an “upper middle-class Orange County mom” wig – Hollywood Tuna
Duchess Meghan is taking three months off after birthing out the ginger royal baby – Celebitchy
Um, a Brit Brit Spears workout video is incomplete without tiny furniture or her muscles bag of a boyfriend – Just Jared
The CW has picked up EVERYTHING – SOW
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