Night Crumbs
52-year-old Vincent Cassel and his 22-year-old French model wife Tina Kunakey are now parents to a girl they’ve named Amazonie, as tribute to Brazil where they live half of the year. Amazonie sounds like a superhero mascot Jeff Bezos would come up with for his brand. If these two messes really wanted to pay tribute to Brazil and give their daughter an amazing name, they would’ve named her Xuxa! – Celebitchy
A new trailer for Hobbs & Shaw was released, and it shows Idris Elba as the villain who calls himself “black Superman.” I gotta go down to Jiffy Lube to fix the leaky exhaust pipe I got from picturing all of Idris Elba in Spandex – Lainey Gossip
This is the most effective anti-drug PSA I’ve ever seen – Pajiba
Too bad Halsey didn’t twerk that $3 swap meet wig right off of her head – Popoholic
Two of the gay dudes who posed for a picture with Aaron Schock at Coachella basically pulled an, “I don’t know her” – Towleroad
What in shredded pink cheerleader pom poms HELL is Suki Waterhouse wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
While I will NEVER forgive Not My Dynasty for committing the illegal act of casting an Alexis Carrington that isn’t Dame Joan Collins, this is kind of genius – SOW
That Steve Buscemi bunny is giving more life in the eyes than Emily Ratajkowski is – Hollywood Tuna
Another Bush will soon be upon us – Today
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