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Globey from Pee-wee’s Playhouse!
On this Earth Day today, let’s pay tribute to one of the most accurate portrayals of planet Earth, because we all know that if Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be a French-accent having horn ball who is best friends with a dinosaur bird. Actually, if the Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be like me after watching that walrus scene in Our Planet: crying while guzzling down a bottle of $5 wine from Trader Joe’s over the state of the world. But still, let’s pay tribute to the globe on acid that was Globey!
Globey (as voiced by George McGrath) was one of Pee-wee’s many friends, and was a know-it-all, because he’d help out with questions about geography, astronomy, and other subjects that caused me in school to fall asleep with my eyes open. Globey was also best friends with Pterri the pterodactyl, and like many characters on Pee-wee’s Playhouse, he visited a plastic surgeon’s office after season one and got a total face makeover.
Above is Globey looking like a mixture of Phil Hartman and George Segal’s face parts were smushed onto a globe. That’s what Globey looked like from season two to season five. And below is a clip from season one of Globey (there ain’t many clips on YouTube of him) looking like Madame’s brother in the face. Bitch is the Erika Koike of globes because he got a whole new face.
Beyond Globey getting his eyes, cheeks, and lips lipoed (and getting that fat injected into his nose), that clip proves that Pee-wee took on serious topics. I mean, Globey getting hot in his South Pole from watching Pee-wee kiss on Miss Yvonne (Globey is more hard up than me) is Pee-wee’s commentary on global warming!
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