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The talking dog from an anti-good shit PSA from 2007!
I started numbing my frazzled nerves and worn out brain with Mother Nature’s greatest medicine before 2007, but if I hadn’t and saw this hilarious PSA, I’m not sure if it would’ve pushed me toward smoking heaven’s herb or going all Reefer Madness and banning it from my being forever. Smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate that your dog is talking to you might be a selling point to some, but smoking some strong shit that causes you to hallucinate a judgmental talking dog is definitely not a selling point. My dog judges me enough with his eyes, I don’t need him judging me with human words too.
In 2007, Above The Influence, the weed-hating messes who brought us the terrifying blanket person known as Flat Sarah, brought us an ad with a really judgmental dog who hates weed. Bitch ain’t no Brian Griffin! A stoned Lindsay (not Lohan, the talking dogs she hallucinates in a drug-induced haze aren’t bitchy drug haters!) is just minding her business, getting a drink out of the fridge, when her dog tells her that he doesn’t like when she gets high, because she’s not herself and he misses his friend. That uncalled-for little speech leaves Lindsay wondering if she’s really fucking high or is the dog so fucking high he can speak human?
That mess went viral in 2007 and 2008.
I was going to say that this PSA is not doing the public a service because it doesn’t tell us which strain of weed caused Lindsay here to hallucinate a talking dog. But Lindsay was obviously not smoking weed. Weed doesn’t do that shit. She was obviously doing LSD, and it was some fucked-up LSD that caused her to a hallucinate a judgy dog who didn’t even know what drug she was on.
If Above The Influence really wanted to do an anti-weed PSA starring a dog, they should’ve done one on the time I got stoned, put my dog in a blond wig, blasted You’re The One That I Want from Grease, and made him do the Olivia Newton-John part while I did the John Travolta part. I know, I was so stoned I wanted to be Danny instead of Sandy.
Happy 4/20, all!
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