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April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Granny Hulk!

There’s a rumor that Marvel is bringing a She-Hulk TV series to Disney Plus, and while I’m sure Pimp Mama Kris is bombarding the casting offices of Disney Plus with headshots of Khlozilla, there’s someone who deserves the role so much more. And she also deserves to have the role changed from She-Hulk to Granny Hulk! Granny Hulk is kind of like She-Hulks except she puts up with much, much, much, much, much less shit.

While many memaws are using their hands to steal several handfuls of strawberry hard candies at a Chinese restaurant after lunchtime, Granny Hulk is lifting the weight of several crates of Werther’s Originals. Sharie Mobley of Cabot, Arkansas, is currently the greatest age (69) and she currently holds the world record in her class/division for deadlifting. Before you overcooked fettuccine noodle arms-having bitches shout, “She holds the world record in her class because her 69-year-old ass is the only one in it!”, class is determined by weight. Granny Hulk weighs in at 123 pounds and lifted 305 pounds at a sanctioned Powerlifting meet to get the record.

Granny Hulks tells KARK that she started lifting when she was 60, and when she first got with her current trainer, she went full Not The One Memaw on his ass by letting him know that he better not let a curse word fly out of his mouth around her. Granny Hulk isn’t retiring from the game even though she’s a record holder. She says she plans to do 205 squats by October. Get into Granny Hulk lifting so hard that her impeccable brows jumped up.

The thing about being Granny Hulk is that she doesn’t have to bother with reaching for a chancleta or the switch when her grandkids act a mess, all she has to do is flex one of her memaw biceps and the kid will flinch so hard it would feel like they jumped out of their body. Granny got some guns!

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