Dina Lohan Is Now Mad At Her Internet Boyfriend For Talking To Media

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Leave it to Dina Lohan to screw up a sure thing. Yesterday we learned that Dina and the boyfriend she’s never met, Jesse Nadler, were on their way to their very own sunset-lit beach for a romantic engagement (or Jesse’s version which is a yellow sheet hung from the ceiling with a bed of packing peanuts acting as sand). Jesse had allegedly bought a ring, and Dina had apologized, and so he told TMZ that things were all good. Well therein lies the problem. Dina is reportedly mad that he won’t shut up to media about their relationship. This makes sense since Dina has always been known as the opposite of a spotlight fucker who just HATES attention.

TMZ reports that Dina doesn’t appreciate the 15 milliseconds of fame her man is getting. After revealing that she had never met her boyfriend of five years on national television, Jesse decided to out himself and took responsibility for allegedly choosing to date Dina Lohan. It may have seemed like the right thing to do at first, but now it seems that putting himself in the public eye has become a double-edged sword, as Dina just wanted him to herself. She was used to their relationship the way it was before: with her having never spoken to him on FaceTime, only emailing and texting back and forth.

A source close to Dina tells TMZ that there are some things to clear up. One: she never blew up at him for being jealous about a book promo–it was a “small disagreement”. Second: Jesse is the one who reached out to her, not the other way around. Thirdly and most importantly: Dina wants Jesse to stop talking to media and Twitter about it (says the source to TMZ). Dina is still wondering if Jesse will start “a real relationship with her”. Well that’s the smartest thing you’ve said about this whole mess because you’re acknowledging you’re not in a real relationship. Too bad you’re hoping to make it one.

Sources also tell TMZ that Jesse has “received the message loud and clear” and he told her that she’s going to be getting a ticket to meet him next week–which is the first gift he’s ever given her in five years of dating/not meeting–saying it’s: “the right thing to do.”

Yes Jesse, it is right that you two finally meet. Then you can reveal yourself as an out of work actor who was pretending to be your cousin Jesse who actually has agoraphobia and lives in your basement permanently, and HE is the one who Dina is reallyin love with. She can move into your basement with the real Jesse and live happily ever after. And even if it doesn’t work out, can she move in anyway? She needs a place.

Pic: Wenn.com

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