Get ready to think that Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are bigger fools than you previously thought. A “legal source” (Lori’s publicist trying to wear two hats and also provide her some legal support) is blabbing to People all about how Lori is devastated by this Operation Varsity Blues situation she finds herself in which she ALLEGEDLY created for herself through her own selfish, hubristic, greedy and pretentious actions. But more than anything, she’s wOrRiEd FoR hEr ChIlDrEn. Pfft! The same ones who can’t row?
Previously, a source had blabbed to People all about how the opinion she most cared about was her daughters‘ and how she was worried for them more than her, blah, blah, blah. Well, now there’s another source ready to lay it on thick and is suggesting that being punished for allegedly spending $500,000 bribing her kids’ way into school is “traumatic”. She’s worried about her daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, having to testify in court, and that their reputations will be forever tarnished by the trial. Uh… too late for that last one. The source says:
“Lori is very concerned about what a trial will do to her daughters… It will undermine every accomplishment they have in the future and it will be part of their story forever… It’s not in their best interest for this to go to trial, and Lori knows it. Because if it goes to trial, the girls will have to take the stand, and be cross examined by a prosecution that wants nothing more than to put a notch on their belt… Lori is very afraid that her daughters will have to testify. That will traumatize them even more… Yes, she can think about the public perception of her, but that’s nothing compared to what her daughters think of her.”
Lori is facing years in prison because of this. Of course we know she probably wouldn’t get that, but she’s shaking in her designer booties regardless. Now her and Mossimo’s legal team are “thoughtfully” considering their next steps and this source has one last message to the prosecutor’s office, who–sorry to break it to you–has better things to be doing than reading People magazine and will not get the memo:
“She will continue to make a good faith effort to put this case behind her… and she hopes the prosecutors will do the same.”
Put this behind you? Girl, the only thing the prosecutor is putting behind anywhere is you behind bars. It’s time to beg for a plea deal and get ready to serve a minimum few years in jail, Aunt Becks. Don’t worry, you may be off Fuller House, but you’re gonna get a whole new prison family who will make you feel just as at home.