Night Crumbs
Eva Mendes says that she wasn’t at all thinking about having kids until she fell in love with Ryan Gosling. I’m taking that to mean that when Ryan first took off his shirt in front of her, her ovaries shot out of her body and clung to his crotch. I think that happens often to him – Just Jared
Dear black people, stay away from Allison Williams! – Lainey GossipĀ
Hoda Kotb has let us know she’s forming an H army by giving her second child an H name – SOW
Cyn from Working Girl might be Emma Stone’s new stylist, and I’m into it – Popoholic
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You probably can’t over the stench of George Clooney shitting himself over The Rock coming for his celebrity tequila throne – Pajiba
Anti-gay Aaron Schock, who says he’s not gay, partied with shirtless dudes at Coachella, whose owner has given money to anti-gay causes – Towleroad
Olivia Culpo is wearing exactly what you wear to work out in Esquire Mexico – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian is so privileged that she doesn’t know she’s privileged – Celebitchy
Pic: Women’s Health