Who hasn’t been dumped by a man they had a five-year relationship with despite having never met? The answer is everyone except those who need to live in plastic bubbles because of immune system deficiency issues, and Dina Lohan. TMZ reports that former suspected catfisher Jesse Nadler (who comes off like your flip phone-using dad posing as a sleazy Hollywood agent who specializes in direct-to-video in the clip below) has dumped Dina Lohan right before they were finally going to meet and consummate their love.
What ended their perfect love story that probably consisted of FaceTime assignations where Dina would show off the “sexy” sequined halter top she was considering buying at TJ Maxx and then naughtily flashing a boob at him when she got back in her car? Jesse supposedly broke up with the bankrupt Dina when
he realized that none of the Lohans have any money she went off on him about a book he was promoting on Facebook.
Jesse Nadler tells TMZ … he recently broke up with Dina after they got into a blowout argument over a book he promoted on his Facebook, which Dina thought was about another woman. She flipped out on him, even though he denied it … but it was too late.
Yes, Dina got mad at her online-only boyfriend for possibly cheating on her with a fictional woman. What ARE they putting in the Tropical Tiki Punch™ down at Dina’s local Cheesecake Factory?
Jesse tells TMZ that Dina tried apologizing to him but he was resolute in dumping her. And he doesn’t see them getting back together. Online. Because they’ve never met despite both of them having working limbs as far as I know. And the existence of potentially really cheap flights on Southwest if you book far enough ahead of time.
If you’ve never seen Dina’s now-ex in action, check out the clip below. Dina really fucked up by letting this one slip through her fingers. You know this when he tells us about his prize possession. It’s “a movie camera. A Sony HD.” You could have had a Sony HD movie camera at your disposal, DiDi!