E News! is reporting that there is another Trump coming our way and the devil family has spawned again. That’s strange… I didn’t notice the water turn to blood, birds falling from the skies, or darkness blotting out the sun… Maybe it was only in Manhattan? It seems that Eric Trump and his wife Lara Trump are expecting their second child.
Eric Trump holds the title of “Most Disappointing Trump”, which is saying a lot because the family tree is a who’s-who of rich trash coated in animals blood. Although he can take solace in the fact that he only receives that title because his father Donald Trump always forgets about Tiffany. And, I mean, he shouldn’t take it personally. Sure Donald named his first son Donald Trump Jr. after himself, but realistically, the only kid he really cares about is Ivanka. So he’s not alone at the bottom of the roster. And Eric now has another chance to no longer be the least-useful Trump, as he and his wife announced they are expecting another child which could possibly disappoint Donald for not being spastically evil, or attractive enough.
Lara tossed up this announcement on her Instagram page after bribing Omarosa not to leak the news first:
35-year-old Eric and 36-year-old Lara already share a 1-year-old son named Eric “Luke” Trump.
Eric also posted about the news:
How cute. Can’t wait for these two to start a wildfire after blowing up a box of colorful smoke in a dry area to announce the baby’s gender which it will be assigned at birth and will just have to deal with regardless. The baby is due in August so Eric has until then to prepare all of the Deep State propaganda he’ll be indoctrinating the baby into as soon as possible.