Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

April 5, 2019 / Posted by:

We’re over a quarter into 2019 and it’s turning out to be as much of a charbroiled tonsil stone as 2018 was. But there are some things to look forward to like who will be crowned March’s Hot Slut of the Month! This month we’ve got two pink icons of the past, one awkwardly shady icon of the past and today, and a future icon who is working to stop the war between delivery people and dogs!

The first three HSOTDs got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for March are:

Dream Glow Barbie, the Barbie from the 80s who not only achieved a new kind of glamour with her eyebrow game and “wet Smurf fart” eyeshadow, but was also a vision in glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars glamour.

Life Savers Creme Savers,  the drops of Life Savers decadence that provided sweet, sweet luxury to tongues in the 80s and 90s.

Robert Smith, who obviously needs no introduction but does need to be honored for being so on-brand and representing glum goths everywhere by checking a reporter who was every shade of PERKY.

Jason Hardesty, the UPS driver who slathers his Instagram page with aww-inducing pictures of puppies he meets on his delivery route. Yes, he’s quickly becoming traitor #1 to catmanity, but he’s still making the world a cuter place.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned next Friday, April 12!


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