Snooki Says The Situation Is Having The “Time Of His Life” In Prison

April 4, 2019 / Posted by:

We all know Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was hiding coin (lots of coin) from Uncle Sam, and Uncle Sam is that bitch who reads your phone and goes through your mail when you sleep. It didn’t take the government long to charge Mike with tax fraud, and he went to the slammer in January. We haven’t heard much from The Sitch since then, but luckily he’s on a reality show with major blabbermouths. Snooki was interviewed recently and gave an update on Mike. Surprisingly, he’s viewing prison like a stay at Club Med.

E! News caught up with Snooks, and she talked about how Mike and Jwoww have been having rough years. Jenni is divorcing Roger Matthews, and Mike is in the pokey, but his time seems A-OK, per Snooks:

“It’s like his in a senior home, he’s playing Bingo, he’s helping people recover in jail. We all talk to him through an email, so I talk to him like once a week. He’s in the gym a lot, so he’s probably gonna come out ripped. You know, he’s not gonna be BDS anymore–Big Daddy Sitch–he’s gonna have his, probably, six-pack again. But he’s doing…he’s doing good in there.”

It sounds like Mike is having the best time between seasons since he doesn’t have to deal with 900 kids like Snooki or man drama like Jwoww. Bingo, the gym, and free therapy?! Lawd, who knew prison could be so great?! OK, fine, I could do without the gym part.

Pic: Wenn.com

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