TMZ is reporting that The Flash actor Grant Gustin was gustin’ some smoke clouds into an airplane over the weekend. So much so that it set off alarms on the plane. Excuse me, sir! A plane is not the place for you to act like a douchebag and puff on your vape pen! What do you think this is? The Screen Actor Guild Awards?!
Grant was on a flight to Canada where The Flash is filmed. His Compass Airlines flight from LAX to Vancouver was going smoothly. He was in first class and the flight attendants were giving him plenty of full-sized snacks, bottles of water, foot rubs, and insider trading stock tips, or whatever happens in first class. I don’t know what these rich people are up to. Well, Grant decided he wasn’t fully relaxed enough even in his chair which likely reclined all the way back and had ample space on both sides of the arms. So he decided to vape.
Grant headed to the lavatory and lit that shit up, honey. He hot-boxed himself like he was Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle’s biggest fan but missed the scene in Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay where they try to smoke weed on a plane and end up in Guantanamo Bay. Witnesses tell TMZ that Grant vaped it up so hard it was seeping out of the bathroom, into the plane and into the cock pit, where the pilots had to put on oxygen masks to avoid getting contact high. It set off the smoke alarm.
Sources say that Grant admitted he was the one getting stoned and the flight attendants confiscated his paraphernalia “without incident”. Yeah! Duh! What? Grant Gustin is going to flip his shit and attack flight attendants? Oh yeah, he looks the type. I think it’s his inability to grow facial hair. Quite menacing.
Luckily for Grant, the flight was not diverted and everything continued as normal. Except after the other 68 people deboarded the plane, Grant stuck around and spoke with Canadian authorities. Also luckily for him, it was Canadian authorities. We don’t care about no white boy getting high on a first class flight, so sis was let off with a warning.
A rep for Compass Airlines gave a statement to TMZ saying the flight:
“Experienced a smoke indicator from the forward lavatory while in flight. A vaping pen was confiscated from a cooperative passenger. The flight landed safely in Vancouver, without delay.”
I don’t know how people are this bold to smoke on a plane. The paranoia of being caught and arrested would keep me locked in that airplane bathroom long-after it landed anywhere. I’d have to shout to the knocking flight attendant: “I’m not getting stoned, I’m just having explosive diarrhea!” Sigh… I wish I had the boldness of a cute, rich, white boy.