When Pink isn’t using her hands to hold onto a trapeze bar while singing upside down 50 feet above a ring of fire with dancers wearing spiked hats busting moves in the middle, she’s using her hands to clap back at tricks for various reasons. Pink clapped back at people saying her husband is a shit parent. Pink clapped back at someone who laughed at her posting a private family dinner pic on Instagram for everyone to see. Pink clapped back at people who let her know they don’t like her political opinions. Pink clapped back at someone who gave her shit for singing at the Super Bowl while having the flu. And Pink clapped back at someone who called her old in the face. The point is that Pink has come down with a case of The Clap more than my down-low parts have. And now Pink is clapping back at messes who went on about circumcision after she posted a picture of her 2-year-old son without his swim diaper on. And if that sentence made you want to clap off the lights and your computer and exit the internet, you ain’t alone. While at the beach with her children, Pink posted a picture of her kids including her 2-year-old Jameson Moon Hart who wasn’t wearing his swim diaper in the pic. Before you throw Pink a “The FUCK were you thinking?” look over her posting a picture of her kid without his swim diaper on to her millions of followers, she says she didn’t even notice he wasn’t wearing his swim diaper when she posted the pic (okay, you can throw that look at her now). But Pink noticed when commenters mentioned that fact and then got into circumcision. Pink took down the pic, and replaced it with a censored one along with a caption where she clapped her hand skin off at them for being disgusting pieces of trash, and then she mentioned something you should never do to a child or a pelican.
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There’s something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Going off about my baby’s penis? About circumcision??? Are you for real? As any normal mother at the beach, I didn’t even notice he took off his swim diaper. I deleted it because you’re all fucking disgusting. And now I’m turning off my comments and shaking my head at the state of social media and keyboard warriors, And the negativity that you bring to other people’s lives. There is something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Smfh. Here’s a picture of the pelican we obviously caught and abused for hours before dangling baby penis in its face.
When Apple Martin finds a lawyer who will file a privacy violation lawsuit against her mother, she should hand that lawyer’s card to Jameson Moon Hart. And if I had to pick a team in this mess, I’d pick Team Pelican who really didn’t ask to be dragged into this shit. Clap that beak at Pink, Mr. Pelican! Pic: Wenn.com