Elon Musk Is Now A SoundCloud Rapper, Raps About Harambe The Gorilla

April 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Considering his escapades of late, nobody should be surprised that Elon Musk, father of 6, has decided to become a SoundCloud rapper. However, his choice of subject for his rap debut is quite eye-opening. I would have maybe expected Elon to wax/rap poetic about sexy space robots or smoking blunts on Mars, but rapping about Harambe the gorilla from like three years ago, sippin’ on Bombay in heaven? Actually, considering his escapades of late, this actually doesn’t surprise me all that much either. Much like Ja’mie before him, Elon is like, so random you guys, isn’t it hilarious?

Like any bored teenager with an overly generous grandmother, Elon’s got more money than sense, and probably has an entire studio full of expensive mixing equipment at his disposal. And we can all collectively curse whoever it was that taught Elon how to roll a blunt for this mess. According to Rolling Stone, Elon released the 2-minute track called RIP Harambe on Saturday under the fictitious label Emo G Records. Get it. Emo G? EMOJI??!! I told you guys, he’s like so, so random!

So, are you ready to have your perception of reality forever altered by the auto-tuned wonder that is RIP Harambe by Elon Musk AKA Jung Musk (so random!)? Well too bad. Here it is anyway.

So there’s that. I honestly only have two questions. 1. Why not plug his own Teslaquila brand of tequila  instead of having Harambe sipping on gin? 2. Is this racist? If this is the long-awaited collab between himself, Grimes and Azealia Banks, then I hope it was worth it. As of this writing, RIP Harambe has been streamed 1 million times on SoundCloud. It is tagged with #peace and #friend. And Elon is really, really proud of himself.

I’m sure his investors are feeling great about Elon’s fun side gig.

I can’t wait to see what the random meme generator spits out next. Will it be Jeff Bezos doing a dance remix of I Killed Them All, Of Course featuring Robert Durst on the accordion? I certainly hope not.

Pic: Wenn.com

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