Archives: March 2019
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Georg Listing (32)
Jessica Szohr (34)
Jack Antonoff (35)
Ashleigh Ball (36)
Melissa Ordway (36)
Kate Micucci (39)
Vice Ganda (43)
Josh Saviano (43)
Samantha Brown (49)
Tony Cox (61)
Angus Young (64)
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Rhea Perlman (71)
Valerie Curtin (74)
Gabe Kaplan (74)
Christopher Walken (76)
Richard Chamberlain (85)
Shirley Jones (85)
William Daniels (92)
Liz Claiborne (1929-2007)
Cesar Chavez (1927-1993)
Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750)
Open Post: Hosted By This Delivery Driver Who Forgot That Doorbell Cams Are A Thing
This is a reminder that you should never ever let anyone near the food you are going to eat ever. Ever. Just don’t let your food out of your sight. People are cruel and foul and you can’t trust anyone. You especially can’t trust this DoorDash driver who brought a Coldstone Creamery milkshake to a kid’s house and had the balls to TAKE A SIP OF IT before passing it off. Gross.
The Rolling Stones Have Postponed Their North American Tour So Mick Jagger Can Get Medical Treatment
Normally-very-spry elderly person Mick Jagger, 75, is sick so his band The Rolling Stones have had to postpone their upcoming North American tour, according to Rolling Stone. The Stones reportedly have a combined age of 294. No one is saying give it up but maybe preserve those so far unbroken hips by simplifying things a little with some acoustic guitars and perhaps some stools to sit upon.
Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant With Her Second Baby With Snapchat Dude Evan Spiegel
Like a dumb dumb kitten stuck in a tree, there’s a pussy crying for help today. Only this pussy belongs to a supermodel. No, it’s not the pussy of Leo Dicaprio‘s latest girlfriend wailing because she’s about to hit the 25 year mark and therefore have her contract ripped up (relax- Leo’s current girlfriend is only 21). It’s the vagina of Miranda Kerr, who announced to People that just ten months after giving birth to her first baby with Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, she is pregnant again. Mine is crying too. Someone pass an ice pack for my vaginal canal ghost pains.
HBO’s “Leaving Neverland” Is Reportedly The Reason Why Janet Jackson Didn’t Perform At The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
The “Michael Jackson was an evil child molester” documentary Leaving Neverland continues to leave blank stares and head shakes from deeply disturbed viewers, ill-advised lawsuits, the removal of Thriller from people’s Spotify favorites, and just plain ole’ uncomfortable mess in its cringey wake. Variety claims that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and MJ’s sister Janet Jackson allegedly didn’t perform at last night’s ceremony because of the documentary sharing a network (HBO) with an upcoming Rock and Roll Hall of Fame special.
Rosie O’Donnell And Clay Aiken Have Different Recollections Of The Kelly Ripa “Homophobic Hand” Incident
Ramin Seetoodeh, author of the upcoming Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of “The View” is going to land a Lipton Tea sponsorship in 3, 2, 1, because dude is spilling piping hot, lemon-tinged, sweet tea all over. In his upcoming tell-all about ABC’s morning harridan factory, he gets into the time Live with Regis and Kelly’s Kelly Ripa questioned where her guest co-host Clay Aiken’s hand had been when he jokingly put it over her mouth. Afterward, and back over at The View, Rosie O’Donnell labeled Kelly Ripa’s remark as “homophobic” while inadvertently outing Clay. In Us Weekly’s excerpt, Rosie and Clay have some story straightening to do because they both recall what happened before and after somewhat differently.