Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Continuing To Make Good Choices By Investing In A $250,000 Grill
Today in Lil rapper news, Denmark’s worst nightmare, Lil Pump, has turned his attention from terrorizing quiet living citizens of Europe with his unruly antics to terrorizing his dentist. Showing off what he calls his “million dollar smile”, Lil Pump posted a video on Instagram of his most recent sound investment, a dazzling set of 18-carat diamond and rose gold teef. According to Hot New Hip Hop, he paid $250,000 for the grill, leaving one to wonder where the other $750,000 went. I guess you really just can’t put a price on a young man’s smile.
Lil Pump claims he “dropped 3 houses in his mouth” which sounds impressive until you realize each house would only be worth about $83,000. With real estate prices being what they are these days, $83,000 isn’t going to get you very far, especially not in Lil Pump’s native Miami. He might more accurately say he dropped a 500 square foot condominium in an up and coming neighborhood in his mouth.
Ok, put down your lunch and don your sunglasses. Here comes Lil Jaws.
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ROSE GOLD BAGUETTES ???? DROPPED 3 HOUSES IN IN MY MOUTH BITCHH Thanks to @johnnydangandco
Apparently this was the jeweler’s first 18-carat rose gold grill. But will it be his last after Lil Pump’s dentist has to surgically remove them when his gums inevitably become septic?
The rapper’s iced out set of teeth reportedly features a flawless baguette made of 165 hand-picked diamonds. In addition to that, each is 16-carats and is cut to fit a specific tooth, all set in a rose gold baguette grill.
Here’s a closer look, you know, for your nightmares.
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Guess Who’s Grillz This Is ??♂️❓?? #DiamondBoyz X #HarvardDropout ? TAG THEM BELOW ??
Thankfully these expensive Taco Bell masticators are cemented to his person, unlike the $100,000 ring Lil Pump recently lost while hitting golf balls.
Whether you’re @lilpump or just a lil frustrated you lost something in the outfield, we’ll assist you in getting it back. Please just ask us first, we'll be happy to assist. pic.twitter.com/8Wydmyp3DM
— Topgolf (@Topgolf) March 22, 2019
Well, you know what they say about a fool and his money… they are bound to make a wise investment in museum quality dental prosthetics.
Pic: Instagram