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March 29, 2019 / Posted by:

For decades the shores of Brittany in France have looked like the graveyard of broken 80s tween bedroom dreams, because busted Garfield phones have been washing up onto land, sometimes 200 a year. Just when HBO was about to make True Detective season 4 about the mystery of Le Garfield Phone Beach, it has been solved! A farmer revealed that a major storm in the 80s most likely knocked a container off of a ship and the container ended up in a nearby cave where its cargo, the Garfield phones, have been slowly leaking out. Treasure historians can now update their files, because the greatest and biggest treasure ever found is the mountain of Garfield phones in Brittany! – Vice

Jake Gyllenhaal is looking at the pap’s camera like he doesn’t know if he wants to whoop a trick’s ass or fuck a trick’s ass. Or both! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Um, okay, but if you truly want to see some Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark just watch CNN – Pajiba

If you’re in the year 1983 and suffering from cold ankles and overheated crotch, wear the mess that Brooke Burke is wearing here – Drunken Stepfather

Be right back, Googling “Ivan Lendl’s huge dick” – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus as Tish Cyrus? – SOW

What in Tootsie getting attacked by a mutant Muppet HELL is Goopy Paltrow wearing? – Celebitchy

Agnes Varda has died and she should be honored for many things including the legendary move she pulled when she sent a cardboard cutout of herself to the Oscar nominees luncheon last year – Just Jared

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