Night Crumbs

March 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Hiddleston did a commercial for Centrum in China where he makes you (his special lady friend) breakfast and tells you to take your vitamins before running off. Based on the way he’s staring at us, I’d say he’s really a black market organ distributor who is drugging us with those “vitamins” and is going to come back later when we’re passed out to cut us open and take our liver and kidney. Either that or he’s a boyfriend experience hooker – Pajiba

Today’s episode of A Celebrity Spews Out Some Sappy Shit That They’ll Have To Awkwardly Delete After The Break-Up stars Channing Tatum and Jessie JLainey Gossip 

Hello, 911, I would like to report Hollywood for brutally stabbing my childhood again by making a sequel to Troop Beverly Hills that isn’t centered on Shelley Long!!!!” –  Pajiba

Zendaya is wearing my mom’s favorite weekend pants from the 90s, and yes, my mom worked it better – Drunken Stepfather

It’s so heartwarming to see Glamberace joining the Big Brothers of America and mentoring a young boy. Oh wait… – Towleroad

Here’s Lucy Hale modeling the L.A. actress’ spring 2019 weekday uniform – Popoholic

AnnaLynne McCord is either doing an impersonation of me bottoming for the first time or she’s in pain because someone took her torso and legs! – Hollywood Tuna

Kris Humphries is so dumb that he didn’t even know he was in a fake and staged marriage – Celebitchy

The girl from Spy Kids is going to give birth to a piece of four-layer blue cake – SOW

“You were at my wedding Denise” was over before it began – Socialite Life 

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