Emily Ratajkowski Defends Her Millionaire Husband For Not Paying Rent. He’s An Activist Artiste Making A Statement, Okay!?!
I see you privileged bitches laughing, heaving, and rolling your eyes over struggling chonies model Emily RideAJetSki (reported net worth: $6 million) and her struggling filmmaker husband Sebastian Bear-Mcclard (reported net worth: $12 million) using a struggling artists loophole to get out of paying rent on his Manhattan loft. How dare you! You’re sitting there on your working desk chair, sipping your luxurious Dunkin’ Donuts coffee while wearing a lush Old Navy cardigan as Emily and Sebastian try to keep their berets (because their artistes!) from falling off their heads as they tussle with a rat who stole their last crumb!
We knew that Emily is thirsty (see: her Instagram page), but earlier this month we learned that she and her husband are starving, specifically starving artists who owe his landlord $120,000 in unpaid rent on the NoHo loft he’s lived in since 2013. There’s a law in New York that keeps landlords from kicking out poor artists and other tenants who don’t pay rent on apartments that don’t have a certificate of occupancy or have fire/smoke alarms, etc… Sebastian’s building doesn’t, so in 2017, he used that law to stop paying his monthly $4,900 rent. Emily has now decided to say words about that and she claims her husband isn’t rich and is standing up to THE MAN. It probably took Emily so long to respond because she’s so poor she can’t afford internet or phone service on her iPhone XS Max and it took her a while to figure out the neighbor’s WiFi password (which is: FuckThoseRichBitchesNextDoor666).
Emily started off by schooling everyone on the plight of the independent movie producer. They aren’t rich! Emily then let us know that Sebastian’s parents are artists who had to move because the rent is too damn high.
Husband is 38, not 31. He’s an independent movie producer so people thinking he’s rich is real nice but not based in fact. He was raised in the neighborhood he lives in now, both of his parents are artists who were priced out of their homes in downtown New York. I moved in w/…
— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) March 25, 2019
Emily is right about two things: 1. People are getting pushed out of NYC because of greedy diabolical developers who want to build luxury condos that millionaires and billionaires will buy but never live in. And 2. Emily’s husband is not rich. You know that giant “diamond” engagement ring he gave her? It’s obviously not a diamond. Sebastian spent many a Manhattan morning pushing a shopping cart down the streets and stopping to collect glass bottles in the trash. Sebastian then used those glass bottles to chisel out a stunning ring. He is an artist after all!
Emily then said that her not-rich artist husband is fighting against evil developers, and it’s sad that poor NYC artists like them are becoming extinct in the city!
…him a year ago. I’m proud he’s fighting the good fight against a real estate conglomerate that bought the building he lives in for 40 million and has continued to spread misinformation on its tenants in order to profit. NYC has changed so much and it’s a shame that people…
— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) March 25, 2019
…who work in creative fields are being moved out of the city.
— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) March 25, 2019
Once again, I see you laughing, heaving, and rolling your eyes at Emily putting herself and her husband in the same category as struggling artists fighting the good fight. But Emily was pushed out of NYC! She was pushed all the way out to Los Angeles where she and her husband bought a $2 million shack! So please, put away your haughty cynicism and pull out a dollar the next time you see struggling artist Emily Ratajkowski modeling for coins on a subway platform. She and her husband are just trying to make it in the city!
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