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March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Crystal Ball Dog!

Finally, finally, finally! I’ve been waiting for someone, anyone, to take down that fraudulent twink Tyler Henry and that peroxide Bride of Frankenfraud Theresa Caputo as the country’s most famous spiritual guide, ghost whisperer, and future-seer. And we finally found someone, and this one actually has skills!

If you’ve said before, “Shit, anything will go viral these days, like a dog staring at an empty snow globe would totally go viral,” then not only were you right, but you’re also a bona fide SLYCIC. Because the internet’s new favorite fortune teller is a Redditor’s crystal ball reading dog. We’ve all heard of seeing eye dogs before, but this is a SEES FUCKING ALL dog.

Redditor SmallRubyTouringHat posted pictures of the Miss Cleo of Chihuahuas staring intensely into a crystal ball in front of the window, and SmallRubyTouringHat think it’s because he can see people and cars outside in the reflection:

My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he’s seeing the future. from r/funny

Oh, SmallRubyTouringHat, that’s what Nostradogmus wants you to think he’s doing, but he really is looking into the crystal ball to see the future. And every time he looks into it, he sees you giving him bacon in the near future. So get to it and give him that bacon, SmallRubyTouringHat. Don’t make a lying scammer out of him!

Pic: Reddit

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