Night Crumbs
Us brought in $70 million over the weekend, and $12 of that came from me, and another $12 came from the woman in front of me who threw up her hands and cheered every time someone got killed. First of all, I’m glad that the bunnies from The Favourite got more work. Second of all, I hope Lupita Nyong’o isn’t forgotten during awards season because she deserves several trophies for her (SPOILER ALERT) impeccable voice impersonation of Elizabeth Holmes with dry mouth – A.V. Club
Jon Hamm took the Hammaconda (not pictured) out for a night on the town – Lainey Gossip
Alanis Morrissette and Souleye made another baby, so prepare for a baby name that sounds like a cross between an indica strain and a Hunger Games character – SOW
The tears of gays is still the secret ingredient in Chick-fil-A’s chicken batter – Pajiba
The second biggest pop star from Albania (after Bleona, of course, and before Rita Ora and Ava Max) is serving demure “goth going to church” elegance – Drunken Stepfather
Who knew that Jonathan Van Ness’ kink was Prince Albert torture?! – Towleroad
That wig is totally attached to that hat and Emily RideAJetSki totally got it in a strip small stripper store outside of Nashville – Hollywood Tuna
Nico Parker, who is the miniature clone of Thandie Newton, doesn’t think she really looks like Thandie Newton – Celebitchy
Still a level 10 mess: Michael Madsen is – Just Jared
Pic: Universal