There’s more drama at the palace, but Duchess Meghan can sigh relief because this time the drama isn’t surrounding how horrible of a person everyone who isn’t friends with her alleges her to be. No, it’s the other Duchess in the crosshairs this time, as Duchess Kate is rumored to be acting like Regina George high off adderall and is trying to “phase out” one of her best friends. Remember the pre-social media days when phasing someone out was as easy as not answering a phone call? Simpler times.
The Sun claims that Duchess Kate and fellow upper-class snobby person/model Rose Hanbury had a falling out. The Duchess of Cambridge and the Rose, who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley (that is for sure a made up title), used to be besties and even went on double dates with Prince William and Rose’s man, the much older filmmaker (he’s 58, she’s 35) David Rocksavage.
But that is going to stop, and they will no longer share a horse-drawn carriage surrounded by armed guards when they have to attend the next Kingdom Costume Ball or whatever the fuck royal people do. Prince William allegedly tried to get Kate to not hate Rose but she was like: “Too bad, I hate her and so you hate her too; that’s what marriage is.” And she’s right. If you won’t hate the same person as your spouse, who can you hate?
Royal insiders are saying that Kate wants Rose “phased out” and has begun the incredibly slow process of no longer liking any of Rose’s tweets and has also muted her Instagram story; she’s not taking chances. The source says:
“It is well known that Kate and Rose have had a terrible falling out. They used to be close but that is not the case any more. William wants to play peacemaker so the two couples can remain friends, given they live so close to each other and share many mutual friends. But Kate has been clear that she doesn’t want to see them any more and wants William to phase them out, despite their social status.”
Yeah, I mean it’s so much easier to phase out peasants, but like gotta do what you gotta do so I guess even Marchionesses need to get the boot. It’ll be tough but surely there are other royal snobs who you can make fun of poor people with, right? But Richard Kay, a royal correspondent for The Daily Mail completely defended Kate and says the whole thing is made up and is possibly a move to DESTROY her, and he also slapped at Duchess Meghan while doing so:
No friends of Kate have gone chatting to gossipy magazines as Meghan’s have done to People and Vanity Fair.
As a royal wife and mother, Kate has never put a foot wrong, her family are loyal and discreet. She carries out her official duties with enthusiasm.
She and William have not been photographed exchanging so much as a cross word in public.
But while William has never indulged in the kind of ‘what Meghan wants, Meghan gets’ foot-stamping as Prince Harry is said to have done, he knows how important she is as a mother and a future queen.
And if this whole sorry episode turns out to be some cack-handed attempt to dent Kate’s unshakeable standing with the public, it has almost certainly backfired.
I am told the rumours of a falling out between these two attractive young women are false. I can also reveal both sides have considered legal action but, because none of the reports have been able to offer any evidence about what the so-called dispute is about, they have chosen to ignore it.
Speaking of Duchess Meghan, despite their alleged problems, I feel like this is something that Meghan could really help Kate out with. I mean, she phased out her own sister and is doing a pretty good job of keeping it up. Kate could learn a thing or two.