Kate Beckinsale Wiped Her Instagram Account Clean

March 23, 2019 / Posted by:

If Pete Davidson‘s big dick (moderately sized dick?) is the disease, then deleting your Instagram account must be the symptom, because peace-ing out of Insta seems to be a trend surrounding Pete and his BDE. Both Pete and Ariana Grande quit it while they were together, and now Pete’s current confirmed tonsil hockey partner Kate Beckinsale has deleted all of her Instagram pics. Kate must have been tired of comments from fans comparing her relationship with Pete to the Crypt Keeper and Teddy Ruxpin because of their 20 year age difference.

It feels like only yesterday (or three days ago, as it were) that Kate and Pete were seen – GASP- having dinner with her parents! Maybe the evening went disastrously wrong, with Pete accidentally calling Kate’s mom “Grandma“. Or maybe the dinner went so well that Pete asked for permission for Kate’s hand and now they’re doing the Hollywood thing of taking a little spiritual desert meditation time to prepare for their impending engagement announcement. They’ve been dating for 10 minutes, so an engagement is right on time, right? Whatever the reason, Kate’s IG page now looks as blank as Donald Trump‘s gaze when asked “What are the three branches of government?”:

Another theory is that it was smarmy leprechaun heckler David Spade who finally pushed Kate’s last button with this too easy exchange that she left wide open:

 

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In any case, Kate is too frequent an Instagram selfie poster to have her account down for long. I give the IG shut down three days max until she pops back on with another personal training session at the gym video, or better yet, a photo of the happy couple with a ring on Kate’s lock down finger while Pete’s tongue is stuck as far up her ear canal as physically possible as she gives mad duck lips for days.

Pic: Wenn.com

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