Afternoon Crumbs

March 22, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Christina Anstead (aka Christina El Moussa aka the Flip or Flop chick) announced on Instagram that she and her husband Ant Anstead made a baby that I’m sure she’s going to name Travertine Accent Tile Anstead. Christina made the announcement with a totally natural picture where he’s thinking, “Um, I think I’m passing out from inhaling all this Bronzer and weave hair,” as she’s saying through gritted Chiclets, “Keep your goddamn face there so we can get this goddamn picture.” – Just Jared

Seeing Constance Wu exude classic sophistication by looking like a Rock of Love Bus stowaway has instantly made me declare Hustlers a cinematic jewel – Lainey Gossip

St. Angie Jolie just burned her stylist’s skin with a rage glare for not being the first to get whatever black dress thing is on Eva Green’s body here – Popoholic

Jack Falahee got a tit tattoo that will soon be covered with a field of chest fur – Towleroad

Prepare to glue your eyeballs to that damn Lindo Wing door next month – Celebitchy

I never thought I’d say these words but I want to move to somewhere other than Austin in Texas and it’s all because of Pound Town – Pajiba

Rachel Bilson makes it so easy…. – Hollywood Tuna

Pic: Instagram

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