Hot Slut Of The Day!
Willow Beckinsale!
Willow is one of Kate Beckinsale’s pussies, and you may think that picture was taken when she saw Samantha Ronson’s zombie boy twin Pete Davidson walking out of Kate’s bedroom while completely naked. But Kate says that picture was taken when Willow met former HSOTD and noted pussy whisperer Jackson Galaxy. Kate brought in “Cat Daddy” Jackson after she learned that like all pets, Willow is fucking weird (or maybe us humans are the fucking weird ones, and pets are totally normal. Yeah, that makes more sense). Kate said on The Late Late Show with James Corden the other night that she was once having a dream about her mom not being able to go caca, and she woke up to find that Willow had left a murder victim outline of shit around her body as she slept. So Kate wanted to know if Willow was either putting the cat in SCAT QUEEN or if Willow was some kind of fluffy white witch who was performing a poop spell on her. It turns out that Willow just really loves Kate. So in other words, Willow is a Scat Cat Queen.
Jackson Galaxy told Kate that Willow, who she got from a friend, is showing her love by dropping a ring of ass nuggets all around her. Jackson let Kate know that she can’t stroke Willow too hard or the pussy will get too excited and bust a nut, or specifically a butt nut.
I am not one to question the wisdom of cat whispering master Jackson Galaxy….. but I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. Either Pete Davidson isn’t house-trained and shits the bed and blames it on poor Willow. Or Willow is giving her review on who Kate chooses to bring to their bed. Probably that one.
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