Night Crumbs

Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale went to the premiere of The Dirt last night and continued to show all of us who said that she’d dump him as soon as she woke up from the big dick-induced coma and realized that she is Kate Beckinsale and is doing Pete Davidson. Even Pete Davidson is closing his eyes like, “I can’t believe I’m fucking Kate Beckinsale.”  – Lainey Gossip 

I am cursing at the producers of the Dynasty reboot yet again, because AnnaLynne McCord shouldn’t be posing at some event, she should be on the set of Dynasty. Because if you’re going to do a Dynasty reboot, you may as well put perfect soap opera villain AnnaLynne McCord in it – Popoholic

While Jose Canseco is trying to take down his arch rival A-Rod, his daughter is doing some kind of Capezio meets Anthropologie shoot – Drunken Stepfather 

Okay, but nobody’s crying over the Toy Story 4 trailer more than Disney execs while imagining how much $$$$ they’re going to make from that shit – Pajiba

As a stage 10 pregnant Chestica Simpson is every kind of over it, it looks like her chichis and stomach are in a race to see which will pop first – SOW

Behold, scenes from the Tales of the City revival – Towleroad

Bella Thorne shut up the h8rz who say she doesn’t bathe by bathing in beer – Hollywood Tuna

Hot Broadway daddy Brian d’Arcy James and hot bald daddy Corey Stoll will SING in Spielberg’s West Side Story – Just Jared

Some think that Princess Beatrice and her divorced dad boyfriend (SCANDAL!!) may get engaged soon – Celebitchy

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