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March 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The A/C thieving koala!

A winemaker named Tim Whitrow said on Facebook that on Monday afternoon, he made a stop at the the New Alluca Wine Vineyard in the South of Australia to check on his grapes. It’s autumn in Australia, but parts have been hit with a heatwave, so it’s hotter than a theater queen’s bussy when Hugh Jackman thrusts while yodeling out a show tune. Tim had his dog with him, so he did the non-rich person version of Tesla’s dog mode by leaving the AC on with the door open so his pooch could come and go as she pleased. Never mind that my mom (who threatened to have us arrested if we so much as thought about rolling down the window with the AC on) would pass out from the wasteful thought of AC air blowing outside, Tim came back to his car to find an adorable furry trespasser in it.

If it’s hotter than a Lucifer turd outside and you’re sitting in a comforting cloud of free AC, you probably wouldn’t leave. Tim writes that the koala wouldn’t either. Tim ended up giving the koala some water before he eventually got the AC robber to jump out of his car and return to the wild. But the koala didn’t leave before making its mark, and by that I mean, it scratched up Tim’s dashboard.

So… let’s see, the only thing I need to do if I want free AC and an Aussie man to feed me water is to be a koala. Seems easy! Excuse me while I Google “about how long will it take me to pass out while wearing a koala costume in the Aussie heat?

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