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March 18, 2019 / Posted by:

The turkey crossing guard!

Remember that movie The Crossing Guard from the 90s that starred Jack Nicholson? I never saw it and don’t know if it’s about an actual crossing guard, but I can still say that this 2019 reboot of it is a zillion times better than the original.

In a riveting video recorded by¬†Donald Pomerleau in Litchfield, New Hampshire, a trio of cars get checked by The Crossing Guard King of New England who commands the humans to stop for the other turkeys so they can safely get to the other side. Sure, one of the human drivers probably thought about how they could just hit the gas pedal and they’d have their main course for this year’s Thanksgiving dinner. But they knew not to step to this traffic-stopping majestic badass!

I once lived near a school, and whenever I’d happen to drive by in the morning times, the crossing guard, this grumpy pepaw, would scream at me no matter what. I’d drive the speed limit, make a full stop, and follow his directions, yet he’d still let out a garbled scream at me. He’d do this to other people too. I’d wave at him all bitchy-like, but if he was this turkey, I’d drive myself to the nearest police station and demand that they write me a ticket for wrongly pissing off The Crossing Guard King!

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