Open Post: Hosted By Chris Hemsworth’s New Quokka Friend

March 16, 2019 / Posted by:

According to Wikipedia, a quokka is a “is a small macropod.” What the entry fails to mention is how adorable quokkas are! They’re so adorable nibbling on little bamboo shoots or whatever that they even take some of the spotlight off of Thor Odinson (aka thirst deity Chris Hemsworth)!

Here’s Chris on Rottnest Island in Australia introducing us to his new friend on Instagram (via People).

Spent 3 weeks crawling around the dirt, studying the Quokkas movements, mimicking their language and eventually gained their trust and was accepted as one of them, I now go by the name Quokkachris #rottnestislandwa @australia @rottnestislandwa


“I’m going to share that,” he says to the quokka in the video in his sexy voice. And then all of a sudden, the quokka was forgotten and I was imagining Thor saying that to me after taking a selfie of us on a beautiful beach in the setting sun on some island with a nicer name than “Rottnest” as he then gently lowers me to the blanket and has his Marvel Cinematic Universe way with me. Quokka who?

Pic: Instagram

SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >