General dreg of humanity and parenting icon “Mama June” Shannon and her boyfriend Geno Doak were arrested for felony drug possession at an Alabama gas station on Wednesday. TMZ reports that the police were called in to handle a domestic incident between the two and that’s when the crack cocaine was discovered on them. If Mama June’s life had a magic 8 ball (the toy kind), “arrested for crack cocaine possession at a gas station in Alabama after a domestic violence incident” would be the answer every time you shook it, so this incident doesn’t really qualify as shocking.
After the cops broke up Mama June and Geno’s fight, they went to pat him down and he revealed himself to be quite the gentleman.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, after arriving at the gas station cops were about to pat down Doak when he told them not to reach inside his pocket and said, “I don’t want you to get sticked or nothing.”
That was thoughtful of him. Gino’s concerned stemmed from the needle that they found in his pocket. And then they turned their attention to Mama June, who had a lot going on in her vehicle and her jogging suit.
She said she was the owner of the vehicle and claimed ownership of everything inside. Cops found a needle on the driver’s floorboard. Police then patted June down and found a glass pipe with white residue inside the pocket of her jogging suit. They also found a green pill bottle containing a white controlled substance in the glove compartment. June said the white substance was crack cocaine.
Look at Mama June owning her shit. She might be a terrible human being but still, that shows some personal growth.
June was arrested and charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. Geno, whose rap sheet already included burglary, theft and criminal damage to property charges, was busted for the same in addition to domestic violence/harassment. (He’s served jail time in the past.)
Mama June, Boyfriend Arrested for Felony Drug Possession in Domestic Incident https://t.co/S1EDyncVOz
— TMZ (@TMZ) March 16, 2019
According to Pop Culture, Mama got out of the pokey in time to tweet during the third season premiere of Masterpiece Theatre spin-off Mama June: From Not to Hot on WeTV which featured Geno putting a promise ring on her finger. She didn’t mention the arrest.
TMZ posted a recording of a manic-sounding, post-jail Mama June trying to wheedle her crackmobile out of the local impound yard and do they let you keep your drugs when they arrest you because…