Afternoon Crumbs
Disney has rehired James Gunn as director of Guardians of the Galaxy 3 after firing him last year because of some offensive old tweets he made. Why do I have a feeling that when Mickey Mouse “fired” James Gunn, he screamed, “You’re FIRED, you offensive motherfucker,” before whispering, “Just kidding, I’ll hire you back when all of this blows over. Oh, and stop using a helium balloon for a brush. That hair is stupid.” Mickey’s hair comment was uncalled for. He’s such a superficial bitch – Pajiba
The look IS Lupita Nyong’o serving the high-fashion expensive version of the blood contacts my cousins bought at the swap meet to be slutty devils for Halloween – Lainey Gossip
Call the police, because you know that outfit you wore to the first day of the 8th grade in the late-80s? Emma Roberts stole it – Popoholic
SHOCK AND SURPRISE: NBC didn’t replace Carson Daly with another white guy, and instead gave his spot to YouTuber Lilly Singh – Towleroad
Alex Trebek thanked everyone who showered him with good thoughts after he said he is fighting stage 4 pancreatic cancer – SOW
George Clooney, stop it! Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge aren’t going to make you their kid’s godfather, okay? – Celebitchy
Shay Mitchell’s stylist must have mixed up March 14 with October 31 and accidentally dressed her in a Party City Bebe Rexha costume – Just Jared
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