Nick Jonas Bought Priyanka Chopra A Maybach

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

When most couples celebrate a milestone in each other’s lives, they scrape their pennies together for a steak dinner at Outback before high-tailing it back home to fall asleep during mediocre sex they’ve been avoiding for weeks. Not Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, though. Though they’ve only been married a short time and have both admitted they didn’t know much about each other prior to getting hitched, the reality of their union is that they’re rich as hell and love to throw their wealth in our faces whenever they get a chance. Like recently when Nick bought Priyanka a ridiculously expensive Mercedes Maybach that she’ll probably only drive from the main house to the mailbox on days when she wants to feel more like common folk.

Nick recently revealed that he and his brothers Joe and Kevin, collectively known as The Jonas Brothers, were reuniting for a tour before releasing a new track titled “Sucker“.  “Sucker” skyrocketed to the number one spot on Billboard’s Hot 100 and according to E! News, Nick decided to celebrate by throwing his money away at the Maybach dealership when he purchased a 2019 Mercedes Maybach S650. I’m sure the person working that day thought Nick was a sucker too because that Maybach was not cheap. This damn car came with a hefty price tag of $199,000. And once Nick arrived back home with Priyanka’s new toy, they wasted no time in pulling out their phones to remind everyone how very rich they are.

You see the dog in Priyanka’s arm eyeing the champagne like, “Please pop that shit open because I can’t with this bitch.” I think the next thing Priyanka should do is run down to the courthouse and change her name to Extra Chopra-Jonas, because she’s always so damn extra with her constant tales of infinite wealth. And y’all don’t fool me with those gold-plated champagne flutes because I saw the same ones at Party City in a six pack for $4.99 just yesterday. Y’all keep trying to be fancy. Pretty soon you’ll be living in that Maybach drinking playground fountain water out of those cheap cups hoping you can scrounge up enough change for the matching plates in aisle six to split a Twinkie .

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