Judge Judy Sheindlin has been living her best life for quite some time. Being the highest paid television host is a great gig and who could complain about making millions of dollars for yelling at idiots? I would do that for free! One thing has seemed to be missing: a true act of recognition for the meanest white woman in a Laura Bush hair cut who you also want to be friends with. But Judith will be ignored no longer! As it is being reported that Judge Judy will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award a this year’s Daytime Emmys.
Variety is reporting that the President and CEO of the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, Adam Sharp, had this to say about Judy being honored:
“The Daytime Emmy Awards recognize both the excellence and vibrant diversity of daytime television programming. Judge Judy Sheindlin epitomizes both, shaping one of the mainstay genres of our medium.”
Judy has been judging people on television since all the way back in 1996 when Judge Judy premiered. Since then, she’s averaged 10 millions total daily viewers, became the the #1 first-run syndicated program, is the highest-rated court show every season it’s been on TV, and made a shit ton of monay. She also created the court show Hot Bench which is in it’s fifth season. She also has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and has got a bunch of awards like the “Gracie Allen Tribute Award” from American Women in Radio and Television, and the “Brandon Tartikoff Legacy Award,” and she got inducted into the Broadcasting & Cable Hall of Fame. So basically, she’s got it all and now we need to recognize her for it.
You know what she needs to be recognized for? Dealing with idiot children. She needs a Lifetime Achievement Award in pseudo-parenting because these parents are idiots and need her help and she should be recognized for her part in raising the youth of America.