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March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

If Hollywood did a reboot of Snow White that featured an evil queen who wasn’t at all evil, and was just a sweet, beautiful dove trying to connect with his reflection in the mirror, it would probably make ten zillion dollars. It would also star Skippy the dove and his reflection.

Skippy’s human, who is from Belgium, recorded video of him cooing, “Mirror, mirror on the floor, who’s the fairest dove of all them all,” at a tray mirror. It seems crazy to me that Skippy would do that since it’s obvious he’s the fairest of them all. This is like the G-rated cute version of Kanye West making out and naked-humping his reflection in the mirror. But Skippy’s human doesn’t think he knows that’s his reflection. They think Skippy is a real bird-brained bird who thinks the dove in the mirror is a different dove and is trying to be friends with it. That’s both sad and cute. This is what it sounds like when doves cry to their reflection friend:

Or maybe Skippy is the dove who was released when Michael Jackson was acquitted of child sexual abuse charges, and he watched Leaving Neverland and is taking a good hard look in the mirror while cooing, “I can’t believe you were a part of that! For shame!” Yeah, that must be it.

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