Entertainment Tonight is reporting that tattoo enthusiast, Pete Davidson, took some time out of this weekend’s Saturday Night Live (which is becoming The Adventures of Pete Davidson’s Dick Show) to address his ongoing thing with Kate Beckinsale and surprisingly, he didn’t talk about her vagina at all. But SNL’s ain’t over yet!
25-year-old Pete appeared on SNL’s Weekend Update to give us all an update on his relationship with 45-year-old Kate. The two have been linked since they left a party together in January and we all collectively said to ourselves, “The fuck is that hot-ass woman doing with Pete Davidson?” Especially since her ex is one hot piece of sexy comedic muscle. Turns out: they actually like each other.
After making some jokes about the R. Kelly and Michael Jackson scandals hitting us over the head with grossness this week, Colin Jost asked Pete about his love life and possible new girlfriend, to which Pete gave this response:
“Apparently people have a crazy fascination with our age difference. It doesn’t really bother us, but then again I’m new to this. So if you have questions about a relationship with a big age difference, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Statham, Michael Douglas, Richard Gere, Jeff Goldblum, Scott Disick, Dane Cook, Derek Jeter, Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee, Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn and whoever the president of France is. Mel Gibson, Billy Joel, Mick Jagger, Sylvester Stallone, Eddie Murphy, Kelsey Grammer, Larry King, Larry King, Larry King, Rod Stewart and Donald Trump.”
Apart from Emmanuel Macron–who I find weirdly hot and is married to an older woman–I’m living for you calling out the double standard in heterosexual dating mechanics. Stay woke, Pete. I mean… as woke as a 25-year-old who makes jokes about terrorist bombings can be.
Can’t wait until Pete takes things all the way official with Kate and goes out to commemorate her with an elegant and personalized tattoo. What do you think he’ll get? Maybe some vampire bites on his neck? Or Kate’s name across his heart? I would go with smaller, kitschy tattoos this time; it’s easier to cover them up.
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