Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jizz Squirting Dick Nails!
Since I know Dlisted’s demographic really well, I’m guessing that you’re reading this Sunday HSOTD post while sitting in a pew at a church and waiting for mass to start. Because of that, I really wish that this HSOTD had gone up earlier in the week, because then you’d be at church, working a set of nails that are elegance wrapped in modesty and topped with a heaping squirt of conservative demureness. Although, if you worshiped at my church, The Church of Carbs (aka IHOP), you’d have to worry about me hitting on your hands, and asking your right hand and your left hand if they want to spit roast me. If you’re a Scientologist, you’d have to worry about John Travolta doing the same thing.
Russia’s Nail Sunny has done it again! We don’t need Robert Mueller to launch an investigation into which Russian nail salon consistently spooges up streams of acrylic sophistication.
Nail Sunny’s Instagram account is an emporium of refined nail artistry, and they repeatedly delivery nails that make it look like you finger banged Lee Press-On’s brain after Lee Press-On did all the acid. But Nail Sunny, which also has a salon in Beverly Hills (because only the finest for the sophisticates of Beverly Hills), has outdone themselves with a dicktastic set of nails that are extremely relevant to my interests. Nail Sunny isn’t a size queen either. Nail Sunny provides a buffet of peen-nail sizes ranging from “Enrique Iglesias in an ice bath” to “E.T.’s finger.” But I do wish these peen-nails came in different shades, because this shade will only do it for you if you’re a sick bitch with a Pink Panther fetish.
And the star of these peen-nails (which kind of look like shrimp nails) are the fountain of nut that busts out when you stick a needle thing in its balls (kinky nails!).
I have a problem with biting my nails, but with these peen-nails, my problem would be solved! Because I’d go from biting my nails to sucking them off.
Pic: Instagram