Even with their recent displays of affection for the paparazzi I really don’t have a lot of faith in Pete Davidson‘s romance with Kate Beckinsale because it’s weird and whenever I see them Kate reminds me of a super senior in college showing Pete around campus in the daytime before inviting him to a kegger and taking his virginity on the foosball table later that night. And this scenario is very apropos for Kate because apparently she likes ’em young, dumb and you know the rest. Just ask her former fuck friend, comedian Matt Rife, who wants to issue a warning to Pete.
Kate is true to form with the types of dudes she gets the downstairs sizzles for, but that comes as no surprise since she’s said she likes funny guys and sources said she prefers fun, young dudes because she’s not looking to get serious. Matt is another funny younger dude. They met back in 2017 when Matt was 21 and Kate was just starting her cougar training at the tender age of 43. TMZ caught up with Matt outside of the Laugh Factory and began asking him about Kate and Pete’s relationship and you could tell each time they asked a question he wanted to scream, “Dude she’s crazy! It ain’t worth it.”
“We dated for a year and it was, complicated for sure. A lot of ups and downs, but she’s moved on and I’m happy. I’m hoping that they both found, or are getting whatever they want out of it.”
Notice he said “She’s moved on and I’m happy” instead of saying “She’s moved on and I’m happy…for her“.
TMZ then asked what Matt’s advice for Pete would be. Matt could no longer keep it coy when his best advice for Pete was “Run“. He then realized what he said and tried to throw in some afterthought well-wishes for the doomed couple.
“Enjoy it while you can. I hope they’re both happy. I hope that it can build to where it’s an established, good relationship.”
And as far as Matt’s 1/2 star Yelp review of he and Kate’s wack ass relationship he better sleep with one eye open for the rest of the week because who knows what kind of stealth tips Kate learned from her training for Underworld. He may wake up one morning with Kate standing over him with her index finger on his lip like “Shhhh…You won’t be running away this time.” And while Matt is screaming, “RUN, PETE, RUN,” many are screaming, “RUN,KATE, RUN,” before the tattoo needle touches her skin.