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March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

At the Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week today, 54-year-old Monica Bellucci brought Nicolas Lefebvre, her 36-year-old hipster artist piece, with her. Monica’s man is giving me “Fabio if Fabio starred as Will Forte’s character in Last Man On Earth” with a splash of “Jesus after taking over the body of a European trustfarian“. In other words, get that post-apocalyptic rich Jesus dick, Monica!  – Celebitchy

The new trailer for the final season of Game of Nerds needs more Jason Momoa nipples. And don’t give me that shit about how he died a million episodes ago. That is no excuse! – Lainey Gossip

Queen Latifah has poked her head out of the glass closet to let everyone know that she is firmly on Team Jussie SmollettTowleroad

Now THIS is the reboot of Overboard we want and need, and by that I mean that Cardi B should’ve thrown Offset overboard – Drunken Stepfather 

Don’t do this to me, Marvel, those Magic Eye posters are probably why I have jacked-up retinas in the first place – Pajiba

Speaking of jacked-up retinas, I got excited for a second thinking this was Sarah Larson, my favorite of George Clooney’s pieces – Hollywood Tuna

Olivia Culpo is giving you “rich woman went to the Vatican once”Popoholic

Penelope Cruz walked Karl Lagerfeld’s final Chanel show, which made everyone say, “Okay, but where’s Choupette in a black lace mourning veil?”Just Jared

Everything will become a Broadway musical one day: The Nashville the TV show Edition – Deadline

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