I get it. College students live off of crappy fast food most days of their lives. However, if you win a national championship doesn’t your belly deserve more than something designed to make you waste a day in the bathroom with the bubbleguts? Donald Trump doesn’t seem to think so, because back in January he threw the best 13 year-old’s birthday party in history when he served up heart attack-inducing vittles to the Clemson Tigers. I guess he figured a month was long enough to open the doors to McDonaldTrump’s once again and serve more heat lamp ready food to another group of athletes from North Dakota State University, who were in town celebrating their NCAA Football Championship Subdivision win. However, they truly lost the battle of healthy eating once they walked into the White House to receive a bunch of dollar menu items on silver platters.
It must have been very disappointing for those athletes to enter the dining area and see a buffet of bullshit right in front of their eyes, probably thinking to themselves “Is he for real?” Yes, he’s super serious about shortchanging you with fast food items because he’s got a wall to build, and unless you guys are offering free labor when that time comes you’ll eat whatever he can afford!
President Trump welcomed the North Dakota State University football team to the White House to congratulate them on winning FCS College Football Championship for the seventh time in eight years, and fast food was once again on the menu. https://t.co/I6T4toJKwi pic.twitter.com/V9NURpERsE
— CNN (@CNN) March 4, 2019
The spread, according to People, was just as glamorous as the original one from January. But in an attempt to add a touch of class(ism), the main star of this feast was Chick-fil-A, along with a few popular fast food items that were probably frozen leftovers from the first go-round.
President Donald Trump explained the choice of meal to his guests, who were in town to celebrate winning the NCAA Football Championship Subdivision, by saying he could have offered the players and coaches food prepared by White House chefs but, “I know you people,” according to reporters in the room. The remark got a laugh from the players.
Addressing how he had offered up a similar meal to the Tigers during their visit in January, which occurred during the government shutdown, Trump remarked, “We like American companies.”
The meal consisted of items from Chick-Fil-A, as well as Big Macs and fries from McDonald’s.
Oddly enough the team seemed to enjoy themselves. During their visit Trump gave a verbal circle jerk shout out to his BFF Tom Brady by comparing him to the team’s quarterback Easton Stick. Finally, North Dakota presented Trump with a number 45 team jersey. Since this is becoming a common occurrence I wouldn’t be surprised if golden arches and a Drive-thru aren’t constructed at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue soon because then Trump can hire labor to pump out burgers and fries for the next dinner. That way he can funnel the profits into an account labeled “border patrol” and tell people it was created so they can incorporate Taco Bell into the next buffet.
"We could have had chefs — we could have — but we got fast food. I know you people very well."
Hamburgers were served when Donald Trump welcomed the North Dakota State Bison to the White House today. pic.twitter.com/TWkJKR6DuU
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) March 4, 2019